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Our crack team of analysts (me, myself, and I) have been studying the charts, and the signs are clear: Buttcoin is heading to the moon! 🚀

Current ratio stands at... well, it's a lot. But our proprietary algorithms suggest we're on track to hit the magical 10,000 BUTTCOIN = 1 BTC milestone.

When will this happen? Could be tomorrow. Could be next year. Could be never. But that's the beauty of Buttcoin - nobody knows anything, and that's what makes it exciting!

"The fundamentals are strong," said a guy we definitely didn't make up. "I've mortgaged my house for Buttcoin. My wife left me. Best decision ever."

Let's be honest - staring at price charts all day is exhausting. That's why we've added incredible mini-games to keep you entertained while your investment either moons or tanks!

👆 Buttcoin Clicker: Click the Buttcoin. Buy upgrades (Grandmas, Farms, Mines, Temples). Watch your empire grow. Compete on the global leaderboard. Idle gains even when you're away!

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Play these games instead of checking the price every 5 seconds. Your mental health will thank us.

Step 1: Click the giant BUY button on our site.

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Step 3: Exchange your boring government money for glorious Buttcoin.

Step 4: Watch the charts obsessively. Tell everyone you know. Become insufferable at parties.

Step 5: Either become rich or lose it all. No in-between.

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. This is barely advice at all. DYOR. Or don't. We're not your dad.